You have kids at home! How about we have sex and go home?
Why are the hot ones always knee-deep in shit? Naomi, with her angelic face and MILF body, is the epitome of trouble wrapped in innocence. She fucks up by lifting merchandise from the mall, hiding it all in her undies like it's some kind of fucked-up Easter egg hunt. Officer Mountain is stuck between a rock and a hard place; he needs to uphold the store's zero-tolerance policy, but damn, Naomi's playing the sad, clueless card perfectly. When he attempts a strip-search and cavity check, it's like throwing gasoline on a fire. With no other choice, he's ready to call in the real cops. But wait! Naomi pulls the 'I've got kids' card, and suddenly, she's desperate enough to do anything to avoid the slammer. Officer Mountain sees an opportunity and makes her an offer she can't refuse - perform some seriously depraved acts on him, or jail it is. Looks like Naomi's going from shoplifter to sex-negotiator in one fell swoop!